Whispering sweet nothings and vaginas

Something stuck with me from the random fun Tuesday at the pub. It was something one of the guys said.

"Let me tell you about the girls. If you say the least bit of sweet thing in their ear, oh my god their panties will drop."

Okay, let's discuss. Perhaps girls don't hear enough sweet things. Maybe we should ignore those sweet things. Or maybe we should just have some fun.

It gets worse.

"Let me tell you about the panties I've been in. It's like putting your foot in a coffee can and doing circles. These girls have vaginas that you can yell in."

There's more . . . about it being easy . . . and comfortable . . . and a movie about a vagina with teeth. But I'll stop. Uhm, maybe he's just too small. And he has not been with me.

Girls, I have only one thing to say. No matter how sweet the whispers, don't do it!

Love to the single girls,
Addison