Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Junior high school bra tricks

On my jog this morning, I kept thinking about the craziest conversation we had at the pub last night. I ran until I got tired of getting wet from the rain, but was amused the entire time.

A group of us sat around a table on the patio and talked about the one-second bra unhook trick. You remember, how the guys in junior high school used to try to unhook girls' bras? The difference now is that adults actually can talk about it while twelve-year-olds would just do it. Talking about it would have been way too embarrassing. Oh, and adults usually proceed to remove the bra rather than just unhooking it and giggling.

One guy at our table said, "I haven't unhooked a woman's bra in ten years."

"Why?" I asked.

"By now, we take off our own clothes."

I suggested he do it more often. "It's a turn on and kind of romantic if you do it right," I said.

Then we - this group of men and women in their 20s, 30s and 40s - practiced the technique. And it's harder than it seems. I tried it on myself three or four times before I got it. Then the guy who hadn't unhooked a bra in ten years tried. It took him several tries - doing it with his left hand slowed him down, he said. He got one hook first then he got them both. Then he was hooked. He repeated it another or seven or eight times - sometimes with success and sometimes without.

Across the table another guy practiced on my friend. He was young and I'm not sure he'd done at all before. People around us and walking by must have thought we were crazy. If you've read this blog recently though, I don't really care what people think.

Honestly I'm not sure how the whole bra unhooking conversation came up, but it was fun. Maybe next time I'll bring up the best methods for undoing belts and unzipping/unbuttoning jeans. Taking your own and each other's clothes off falls into the romance category. We get so caught up in our own habits and in a hurry that we forget romance. We just have to make sure that doesn't happen.

Love to the single girls,
Addison



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